5th Oct 2009, by c.m. youngpeter, filed in heard around hollywood
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I AM A DOOOOCHE NOZZLEEEEE!

I AM A DOOOOCHE NOZZLEEEEE!

So, in news you’ve known for the better part of forever, Jon Gosseling supposedly drained over $200,000 from soon to be ex-wife Kate. Hey, Ed Hardy doesn’t come cheap! Kate is filing all sorts of motions to get the cash back, Jon is claiming none of it ever happened… aaaand all of this reminds me of three rules of Hollywood:

1. Never get married

2. Never become famous

3. Never have kids

Could you imagine if your dysfunctional family fought like this on national television, and instead of your drunken grandfather stepping in you see Larry King’s crypt keeper mug? Oh an instead of a sib’ or two, you are a brood of EIGHT? Reminds me of life rule number 23,121,460: Never get invitro… twice. With a man who wears Ed Hardy and diamond studs.

2 Comments

  1. Amy
    20/10/2009

    i used to watch Jon and Kate Plus 8. the kids of jon and kate gosselin are so adorable.

  2. 28/04/2010

    Jon Gosselin seems like a womanizer to me. I still hope that he would still reconcile with Kate.od couple. *

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