I hope you’re not eating lunch, because visions of Chyna’s mutant mini-peen will haunt that hogie you’re about to nom on. Having faded into obscurity after her Playboy cover inexplicably became the best selling issue ever, everyone’s favorite early-oughts female wrestler is back in the spotlight thanks to Vivid.
The best/worst part is that her new film is called Backdoor into China, a sequel to her “leaked” sex tape from years ago. This time two legit porn stars will be joining our little Amazon, at Chyna’s request to Vivid’s Steve Hirsch. Lee and Evan Stone will have the honor of tag teaming the fading wrestling diva outside the ring and well past her prime.
Oh, porn… you never disappoint!
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