In, “well we all say this coming” news, 24 year old indentured servant Crystal Harris played runaway bride today by leaving Hugh Hefner and the Playboy mansion just days before their wedding.
In fact, TMZ is reporting that Hefner just Tweeted: ”The wedding is off.”
So, you know what that means. Once it’s on Twitter it’s DEFINITELY official, and you can tear down your camp in Hombly Hills because this trainwreck ain’t comin’ round. Alledgely the two have been having “heated arguments” over the phone, and Crystal decided to call off the wedding and move out.
I’ll spare you the obligatory “hey, he’s OLD!” jokes, and let you mourn this one in your own way.
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