Again with the Jennifer Lopez “sex” tape? Her ex, Ojani Noa has been trying to peddle the tape for years and may have finally found a loop hole to sell it. Back on their honeymoon in 1997, Noa taped Lopez in various states of undress but no explicit sexy times were filmed. Still, porn sites are bidding up to $40,000 for the privilege of releasing the 14 year old video.
Last year, Noa’s rep had this to say about the contents of the tape:
“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past. This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.
In Noa’s Home Videos, Lopez displays deviant behavior by consensually exposing her genital area in public, however, Noa & Meyer (Ojani’s producing partner) have never ever intended to market this and the many other racy, damaging & expositive scenes from the Home Videos. It must also be stated that in Noa’s Home Videos, Lopez gives her full consent to Noa taping her.”
This whole non-scandal gets a big booty MEH from me. How JLo and her non-talent have stayed afloat this long is a mystery to me, so a sex tape almost as old at Justin Bieber isn’t worth the tape it’s printed on. Snooze.
I was pretty convinced yesterday that the Blake Lively “leaked” nude pics were legit, despite pleas to the contrary from her rep. Today, though, watch out B because there’s a slew of damning nudity and a matching iPhone case that’s kinda damning. Not that there’s anything wrong with nude pics, it just sucks that you didn’t own up to it like Rihanna.
Todays shots feature more close-up booty shots and some faux tattoos that match Lively’s character in The Town along with clearly snaps of her face. Dlisted has them all here! Whoever is leaking them is adding a pretty confident watermark… +1 for getting so see the word fap first thing in the morning!
Well not so much a tagged as an environmentally friendly note. Looks like someone took 5 seconds to make a sign and bravely risk life and limb to cross the massive throng surrounding wildly popular possible presidential candidate’s Sarah Palin’s tour bus. Oh, she’s not popular you say? Another crazy hath dethroned the moose-loving bull dog? Well she had a good run, and like any horse-face put out to pasture, can enjoy her waning years galavanting free of attention.
Via DListed.
Justin Timberlake is “that guy” who can only bang fellow celebs (kind of like his ex Cameron Diaz), but if you had told me Mary Kate Olsen was next on his “to do” list I would’ve given you major WTF face.
But according to USWeekly, sources are saying ” they are hooking up.” Now, in terms of sources, these seem a little thin. At best we get a one-sentence confirmation that could have come from any schmo on the street saying that Mary Kare is ”aware of Justin’s reputation with women, but…They’re in the same head space.”
Naturally, J-Timbs rep denies the claim saying, “”They are friends. They are not romantically involved.”
Hitting the snooze button on this one for now until we get some legitimate pap shots or blurry questionable nude photos.
Image from USWeekly.com
In, “this is my life as a writer?” news, Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak gave birth to a baby boy with her boyfriend, Kroy Biermann. The announcement was made via Twitter (of course), and the two managed to at least spare us from the inevitable “over the moon!” cliche. From Kim’s Twitter:
@biermann71 and I are happy to announce the birth of our son today Kroy Jagger Biermann is healthy & beautiful We are so in love!
Every time I look at Kim I have to tell myself girlfriend is only 32 years old and not a 40-something melted wax candle with a lace front wig. At least she has two built in babysitters and Sweetie to tend to her spawn while she nurtures that amazing singing career!
What do you think Nene will have to say about this hmmm?
Another day, another blurry shot of celeboobs. This time Blake Lively appears to be the owner of said naked breasts, but her rep is denying that the chaste Ms. Lively could ever do such a thing as take nude shots of herself! (clutches pearls).
“The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it.com are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”
If you want to judge for yourself, DListed has both the semi-SFW and NSFW shots. Personally it looks like an approximation of Blake in that movie The Town where she played a boozie blonde from Southie. Oh, and did you know Green Lantern is coming out in a few weeks? And Blake Lively in in it? Coincidence? Hmm…
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