Another day, another blurry shot of celeboobs. This time Blake Lively appears to be the owner of said naked breasts, but her rep is denying that the chaste Ms. Lively could ever do such a thing as take nude shots of herself! (clutches pearls).
“The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it.com are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”
If you want to judge for yourself, DListed has both the semi-SFW and NSFW shots. Personally it looks like an approximation of Blake in that movie The Town where she played a boozie blonde from Southie. Oh, and did you know Green Lantern is coming out in a few weeks? And Blake Lively in in it? Coincidence? Hmm…
After slamming into the police escort tasked with shuttling the little Sasquatch through Florence, Italian authorities have revoked Snooki’s driver’s license. While producers roll around in a pile of dollar bills (money fight!), Ms. Polizzi not only put two cops in the hospital, she may face criminal charges. The police officers have 90 days to decide, and in the meantime are recuperating from injuries sustained from the crash according to UsWeekly.
Ish just got real! Snooki is in a neck brace and everything and she’s built like a mini orange tank. I’m picturing the cops in full traction, but supposedly they only suffered minor whiplash. If Snooki does have charges filed against her, she’d be forced to stand trial in Italy and turn into Amanda Knox II. Which just leaves one question, who would play Snooks in the Lifetime Original Movie??
Last week there was Justin Bieber grab assing on the beach in Maui on his no parents allowed vacation with Selena Gomez, this week there’s Suri Cruise rocking heels on the beach of the ‘bu. I spent yesterday at my friend’s parents’ pool in the valley. When did the world become this unfair?
At Joel Silver’s annual Memorial Day bash, we’re reminded that thousands of soldiers gave their lives so Hollywood’s elite could frolic in front of the paparazzi.
Saunter on over to Jezebel if you want to learn about why heels are bad for kids (in case common sense didn’t occur to you first), or just stay here and gaze at the questionable parenting and odd life that we get to ogle on a daily basis.
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Oh, Snooki. Just weeks after Italy was up in arms over your (embarrassing) presence, you go and smash into a police escort. After seeing the stereotypically bad driving skills the Jersey Shore females on the relatively safe streets of the US, letting them drive in Italy seems to be the best/worst idea ever.
According to TMZ, authorities questioned Snooki (nee Nicole Polizzi) and Deena Cortese, but let them back onto the streets of Florence free of booze. Shocking considering these two must have a consistent BAL of 2.0. The policemen injured in the crash were taken away on stretchers (!) as a precaution for whiplash. Oh, those Italians… such drama queens.
After Sitch’ and Ronnie got into a bitch fight last week, this season is shaping up to be much better than last (aka the Ronnie and Sam Drama Hour). Let the count down begin!
I honestly thought this Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight broke up at least a year ago. I can’t be alone in this, right? Bucking the latest celeb trend of announcing their divorce in a terse paragraph, these fame whores went the drawn out route (via USWeekly):
“Actor Christopher Knight and his wife, model and television star Adrianne Curry have announced today on their five-year wedding anniversary that they are separating. After starting a relationship with what seemed to be irreconcilable differences, the couple has reached a period where those differences are no longer appreciated. The decision was mutually reached after it became clear to both that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union. Not unlike all marriages, work must be put in.
Obvious to both Knight and Curry was that their marriage would require more effort then a garden-variety relationship. They are taking time to see if they want to continue to put in that extraordinary effort. The couple has mutually determined that they are at a place where moving forward will require a step back. They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.
Both Knight and Curry decided to release this joint announcement today in order to preempt any potential rumors and gossip and ask that their fans and the media respect their privacy during this delicate period.”
Their reality show(s?) from back in the day (aka just a few years ago) were mildly entertaining, if only because they were so obviously doomed for divorce. Adrianne (still my first and favorite ANTM alum) was meant for wilder pastures, not cooped up with an ex-child star.
Right… me too. Is it just me, or have Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez been in Hawaii for the last 6 months? I suppose they *have* to be on island for their own safety from the screaming mob of tweens (and let’s be real, grown ass women!).
I’m starting to get vibes of a young denim-clad Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears thing going here… yes, I refuse to leave the late 90s/early 00s, so leave me alone. Those times were beautiful and innocent I tell you. INNOCENT! There were no underaged ass grabs or lap sits.
Sigh.
Image courtesy Splash.
In the inevitable blind item denial dance, X-Men: First Class director Matthew Vaughn publicly poo-pooed whispers that he’s the father of January Jone’s ice baby. Vaughn spoke to semi-respectable entertainment news source, E! about the kerfuffle. End of story, right? Nay!
Apparently E! originally ran a story calling out Vaughn as the potential sperm contributor after he and his wife, Claudia Schiffer, scuttled back to England after having just rented a house in Beverly Hills. Hmmm… of course the reps deny the shadiness, saying it was time for the kids to return to school at the time Jones announced her pregnancy.
AND Vaughn was absent from the X-Men premier, siting “tonsillitis”… mmhmmm.
Image from E! Online.
I hope you’re not eating lunch, because visions of Chyna’s mutant mini-peen will haunt that hogie you’re about to nom on. Having faded into obscurity after her Playboy cover inexplicably became the best selling issue ever, everyone’s favorite early-oughts female wrestler is back in the spotlight thanks to Vivid.
The best/worst part is that her new film is called Backdoor into China, a sequel to her “leaked” sex tape from years ago. This time two legit porn stars will be joining our little Amazon, at Chyna’s request to Vivid’s Steve Hirsch. Lee and Evan Stone will have the honor of tag teaming the fading wrestling diva outside the ring and well past her prime.
Oh, porn… you never disappoint!
If you’re not following this gossip gem, then you should be! January Jones, ice queen both on and off the Mad Men set (who coincidently plays Emma Frost in the new X-Men reboot), has been sporting a large baby bump sans man and tongues are wagging.
Crazy Days and Nights has a killer blind item that’s too good not to share:
So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones’ baby is? Well, he is married. Oh, he is foreign born. Has a best friend who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet. Our baby daddy has his own kids. Oh, and he is married to a woman who was with a guy who is a really, really big a-hole and would probably creep you out if he asked you out. (CDAN)
Most of the commenters are saying Matthew Vaughn, director of X-Men First Class. Scandal, much?
I’ll admit it, I read Russell Brand’s first book and rather enjoyed it (so much in fact I just bought the second one) so I’m not surprised his antics in the past got him banned from a country known for keeping it freak on the down low.
Katy Perry (she of recent rider demands infamy) Tweeted an account:
I’M SO EXCITED! I’M IN MY FAVORITE PLACE IN THE WORLD! #JAPAN!!! #CALIFORNIADREAMSTOUR!!! 13 hours ago
So…my husband just got deported from Japan. I am so. sad. I brought him all this way to show him my favorite place #tokyodreamscrushed 10 hours ago
It was for priors from over 10 years ago! #mamanothappy! #don’tmessw/mahman! #uwannaplaylet’sgo #don’ttakeawomansmanfromhershe’llgetshiasty! 10 hours ago
…But of COURSE I ? my Japanese fans & the show #MUSTGOON no matter the daily aftershocks or husband kidnappings! #it’snotrightbutit’sokay 10 hours ago
#FREE@RUSTYROCKETS! RT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10 hours ago
Didn’t something similar to Paris Hilton a few years ago for something she didn’t even do *in* Japan? They don’t play! Sucks he had to turn around and go home, but such is the life of an over the top comedian, right?
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