uber shy lady?

E! Online is dishing some Foxian dirt saying a previous anonymous letter bashing my lady crush is boo-hooing bull. The newest source is saying that Fox is incredibly shy and awkward, which gawking crew fanboys could interpret as the pretty girl curse, aka being bitchy.

Now, I’m no Megan Fox, but outside of LA I’d probably shore pretty high on the 10 scale. That said, I also happen to be embarassingly awkward and never know how to take a compliment. Case in point? When I briefly sashayed around a fancy bar as a cocktail waitress in my home city of Denver, even the least cute of the bunch would get hit on waaay more than me. Why? Because I’m cagey around people I don’t know and can’t feign interest or attraction to save my life (read: I’d make a terrible lap dancer).

Cleary I’m digressing here, but I’m starting to question my recent dalliances in Hollywood (Emma Stone…). If Ms. Fox is merely a wallflower in foxy (zing!) clothing, did I miss my calling as a terrible actress on the cover of every mag in the land? Hindsight is a bitch!

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