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From blindgossip.com:

“This reality television show’s season premiere is coming up soon. While there will be plenty of drama on the show, there are a whole lot of lies hiding behind the scenes:

  • Cast member A has lost a few pounds. She will  claim on camera that it is from healthier living. The truth is that she had lap-band surgery a few months ago.
  • Although A claimed last season that cast member B was “just like family”, the two now have absolutely no contact with each other when the cameras aren’t rolling. Once B lost her money, A wanted nothing to do with her.
  • B absolutely hates cast member C for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is that she believes that C had an affair with B’s husband.
  • Cast member C’s family pretends that they are the wealthiest of all. However, their house is under water and they have a huge balloon payment (> $1 million) due in the next year that they will not be able to pay off.
  • Cast member D used to work as a call girl in a major US city.
  • Cast member E and her husband are going broke trying to portray themselves as wealthy people for the show. In real life, she is a hairdresser and he pumps gas.”

This is definitely one of the best blinds I’ve seen in a while… obviously this is Real Housewives of New Jersey, so I’ll go with:

A: Caroline
B. Teresa
C. Kathy
D. Jacqueline
E. Melissa

 

 

Ever wonder why I’m so jaded? Because even the most heart warming story turns out to be just media smoke and mirrors.

Ted Williams, who six months ago became a youtube phenomenon, never got the radio gig he was promised after being “discovered” by a small market news network and propelled to internet super stardom. ur apparently the whole long history of drug and alcohol abuse didn’t sit well with his would-be employers, the Cleveland Cavaliers.

According to NBC Off the Bench, “The NEWS-HERALD reports the bum turned star isn’t working for the Cleveland Cavaliers. They famously offered him a deal after his YouTube video went viral, without realizing the long resume of drug abuse and criminal activity he’s provided society over the years as a derelict.”

Sorry Sunset Blvd homeless! Looks like your changes of a big break just got even slimmer.

 

Like, literally I DIE… Going bananas… Seriously…chic.

Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Bravo reality (Flipping Out, Housewives- NOT New Jersey, Millionaire Matchmaker to name a few), and the Rach’ Zoe project is no exception to the bitchy gay/fab fashion/hot mess vortex that gets me every time.

Haoweverrr (say in Taylor bitch voice), have you noticed that all of the main characters (subjects?) all speak with the same bizarro LA valley girl meet Central PA tween inflection that is making the show borderline unwatchable.

Oh and I hated that leather trenchcoat Rachel forced Brad, but would kill (literallaaay) for the Hermes bracelet RZoe got for Taylor. Bananas!

So this is PB&J.

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