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		<title>real housewives of new jersey: teresa&#8217;s got a gun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ding ding ding&#8230;FIGHT! Back we go to the wilds of the New Jersey, and Andy Cohen is giving us an extra 15 minutes tonight. After a cliff hander in Jacqueline&#8217;s windowless cigar room/ torture chamber, Melissa and Teresa duke it out. Again, back to the christening throw down we go, T blames bro Joe for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>crystal harris calls off wedding to hugh hefner</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In, &#8220;well we all say this coming&#8221; news, 24 year old indentured servant Crystal Harris played runaway bride today by leaving Hugh Hefner and the Playboy mansion just days before their wedding. In fact, TMZ is reporting that Hefner just Tweeted: &#8221;The wedding is off.&#8221; So, you know what that means. Once it&#8217;s on Twitter it&#8217;s DEFINITELY official, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prettybitterandjaded.com/2011/06/chrystal-harris-wedding-hugh-hefner/</link>
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		<title>real housewives of new jersey: stick it</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Are we at the point where we miss Danielle Staub yet? Maybe even Dina? The sub plots this season are a sad state of affairs considering the season premier Gorga/Giudice blow out, so how can the Manzo boys moving out, Ashley begging for parental hand outs and The Letter to bro Joe from Teresa carry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>russell crowe loves foreskin</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Twitter. Before you, how did celebrities express their thoughts and feelings? The latest victim of the over share is Russell Crowe, and he took to Twitter to rant about the religious tradition of circumcision. Rusty had this to say about the whole cut/non-cut issue: Here&#8217;s a life rule, if you can&#8217;t spell it, don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>jack white and karen elson celebrate their anniversary and divorce</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve gotta respect a couple that can have an anniversary/divorce party! Hipster royalty Karen Elson and Jack White are planning a party to say bu-bye to marriage while celebrating their wedding day. Will this be the latest trend in our ridiculous society? The soon to be former couple released this statement to People: &#8220;We remain dear [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prettybitterandjaded.com/2011/06/jack-white-and-karen-elson-divorce/</link>
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		<title>lady gaga danced at the miss universe pageant?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How did I miss this?? The magical musical unicorn that is Stephani Germanotta once hoofed it onstage to her then new single &#8220;Just Dance&#8221; in front of a crowd of hundreds? Tens? I will admit she was cuter back then (I know, cliche long blonde hair and simple make-up), but maybe she finally woke up [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prettybitterandjaded.com/2011/06/lady-gaga-miss-universe/</link>
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		<title>real housewives of new jersey: gobblefellas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanksgiving has always been my least favorite holiday, and the Gorgas are kind enough to remind me why. Joe proves again to be misogynist numero uno by bitching his way through the shopping with his wife Melissa, stopping to complain to a cashier like it was 1940&#8242;s Brooklyn. Heeey oooh, Joey! It&#8217;s 2011 so help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>robert pattinson and taylor lautner kiss, americans clutch pearls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Maybe I&#8217;ve been living in West Hollywood too long, but this didn&#8217;t phase me in the slightest until I saw it all over the blogs about 5 seconds after it happened. Really, people? Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner sharing a quick peck is enough to send us into a tizzy? C&#8217;mon! I&#8217;ll spare you the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prettybitterandjaded.com/2011/06/robert-pattinson-and-taylor-lautner-kiss/</link>
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		<title>scarlett johansson and sean penn are no more</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You mean countless blind items are wrong?? I thought love conceived after two Hollywood divorces was supposed to last forever. Whatever is left of my youth is crushed! Sarcasm aside, I&#8217;m glad ScarJo, 26, moved on from Penn, 50, if only because he is the WORST rebound after Ryan Reynolds. Literally the worst. Note: if [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prettybitterandjaded.com/2011/06/scarlotte-johanson-and-sean-penn-break-up/</link>
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		<title>billy bob thornton&#8217;s daughter guilty of manslaughter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[File this under: sad of the day. Billy Bob Thornton, ex-husband of Angelina Jolie and talented (albeit somewhat troubled) actor, learned today that his estranged daughter, Amanda Brumfield, was found guilty of aggravated manslaughter. Brumfield was charged by a court in Florida following the death of a 1 year old child in her care back [...]]]></description>
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